May 2012
6 posts
April 2012
2 posts
December 2011
2 posts
October 2011
5 posts
on PING | this is what I call 360 degree! ^^ ping ‘em all!!!
allkpop.com →
on TUMBLR | well ..
June 2011
1 post
tumble of fun!
hehehe, so cool and feeling fuck! .. thank you guys for posting such good things here! im getting HARD!
July 2010
1 post
FORBIDDEN LOVE
staring into your BEAUTIFUL EYES as we sit away from the world, what people say about us is only lies…there’s nothing wrong with me and you,gently i press my lips up to yours,knowing we’ll never be treated the same, my love for you is completely pure .. i know you’re a boy and I am too, but if you were a girl it wouldn’t be better,you know its true that i am in-love...
December 2009
1 post
NOW PLAYING :
artist : MICHAEL BUBLE
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November 2009
14 posts
on TUMBLR | Five different types of Facebook...
The cool Facebook status
Now becoming more and more popular , the ‘cool’ Facebook status update is one which includes any number of symbols or special characters which you can find by pressing secret key combinations on your number pad or keyboard. When people see these Facebook statuses they think ‘wow … cool … how can I do that?’ and then they forget all...
FACEBOOK STATUS : Grammar Nazi
Jenna SURNAME : tired , frusterated , tired , frusterated , tired .. see a pattern [ ? ]
about an hour ago | comment | like
Jeremy SURNAME : yah , you spelled FRUSTRATED wrong twice [ ? ]
FACEBOOK STATUS : chik-o-nella
Alexander SURNAME : just finished eating a raw chicken breast ..
about an hour ago | comment | like
Cale SURNAME : you're gonna die dude , salmonella for sure :P
Alexander SURNAME : i ate chicken , not salmon dude :P
NOW PLAYING
artist : SPICE GIRLS
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on straight-talk |
When you were a child, you may have been told to “Stand up straight!” or “Don’t slouch!” from your parents and teachers ..
I remember when I was younger , my mother would poke my back out of nowhere to remind me to stand up straight .. I hated this as a teen and was determined to rebel for no reason other than to be stubborn and go against what I was told. My purposeful slouching eventually...
NOW PLAYING
artist : MADONNA
single :...
NOW PLAYING
artist : MADONNA
single :...
on coffee talk |
Talking About COFFEE
It all started with : DANCING GOATS
-Ethiopian sheperds first noticed the effects of caffeine when they saw their goats appearing to become frisky and “DANCE” after eating coffee berries ..
ORIGINALLY, Coffee was eaten .. AFRICAN TRIBES MIXED COFFEE BERRIES WITH FAT WHICH FORMES EDIBLE [ENERGY BALLS]
THE RISE OF ISLAM -contributed greatly to the...
on STRICTLY POLITICS
Don’t expect any changes in the Philippine Government , there are so many trapos in the circle .. dont waste your time and effort for so pre-historic dreams (same with the AMERICAN DREAMS) about CHANGES .. the political prosti , the gumbling lord , the yellow-puppet , the discreet-in-blue , the robinhood , the cheesy-turtle and including the star-fruits sidekick .. watching them on the...
“Quien es este hombre de rojo
arrastrado por la lluvia ciervos
y con bigote...”
Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. they all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well....
KiD's STORY ][ id10T error ]
I was having trouble with my computer .. So I called Richard , the 11-year-old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control , and asked him to come over .. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem .. As he was walking away , I called after him , “ So, what was wrong [ ? ] ” He replied , “ It was an ID ten T error. ” I didn’t want to appear stupid , but nonetheless...
October 2009
32 posts
ALWAYS REMEMBER ...
magtira ka para bukas
‘wag magpahalata
be your own adviser
hindi lahat ng naka tote bag,sosyal
boots are made for walkin’,not for taunting
maging kuripot sa mga KSP
dress like today is important
don’t dwell on the past
and don’t live in the future
ang kay juan ay kay juan,ang sa akin ay sa akin
wag kang magpaka-emo,hindi bagay sayo
stay young
stay cool
stay...
What Your birth Month Means [ ? ]
here’s mine ..
MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Strong-willed and highly ...
WHAT IF I DIE [ ? ]
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "Fuck!"
“I don’t know how to find new BF
Because the GUY i’d like ..
Is...”
NOW PLAYING
artist : PITBULL
single :...
DURABILITY ..
Average life of U.S. currency before it’s replaced due to wear :
$100 bill – 60 months
$50 bill – 55 months
$20 bill – 25 months
$10 bill – 18 months
$5 bill – 24 months
$1 bill – 22 months
Famous SLOGANS ..
We know money AIG
Stronger than dirt Ajax
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing Alka-Seltzer
Something special in the air American Airlines
Behold the power of cheese ...
CURSE OF THE ICEMAN
In 1991, a pair of German tourists discovered the frozen corpse of a Copper Age man in the Alps, where it had apparently lain undisturbed since 3,300 B.C. “Otzi” had died in a fight, it seems , A CAT scan found an arrowhead in one shoulder, and he had bruises and cuts on his hands, wrists, and chest. DNA analysis also found blood from four other people on his gear.
If he was ornery in...
Between meals
BOY ONE : if my right leg is your breakfast and my left leg is your lunch , which would you prefer [ ? ]
BOY TWO : I prefer eating between meals ..
BOY ONE : awww : )
“Friends are like balloons if you let them go you cant get them back ..”
“it’s GOOD to SHUT-UP sometimes ..”
sexy anime →
Hitler’s Soft Side
For a genocidal monster, Adolf Hitler was kind of a pansy:
He didn’t drink.
He largely avoided eating meat, beginning in the early 1930s. (”The world of the future will be vegetarian.”)
He slept with his dog, Blondi, a German Shepherd given to him by Martin Bormann.
He disapproved of cosmetics, since they contained animal byproducts, and he frequently teased Eva Braun about her makeup.
Hitler...
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artist : DJ OUTWORK featuring...
“sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done ..”