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WHAT IF I DIE [ ? ]
WIFE:"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND:"Definitely not!"WIFE:"Why not - don't you like being married?"HUSBAND:"Of course I do."WIFE:"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND:"Okay, I'd get married again."WIFE:"You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).HUSBAND:(makes audible groan).WIFE:"Would you live in our house?"HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house."WIFE:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"WIFE:"Would you let her drive my car?"HUSBAND:"Probably, it is almost new."WIFE:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE:"Would she use my golf clubs?"HUSBAND:"No, she's left-handed."WIFE:- - - silence - -HUSBAND:"Fuck!"-
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